Official Ordination Pack reprints from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Ordination package costs $58.00 USD. This includes:

* Paper Certificate of Ordination
* Black/Silver Resin Wallet Card
* Two Vinyl Car Decals (2x FSM)
* 1.5" Silver and Black FSM Coin *NEW*

Free shipping is included anywhere in the world

Details:

The Certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper, and have an embossed black and silver foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts the Creation scene from our historical texts.

Here's a close-up of the artwork. Religious scholars may know who that is at the Mountain.

These credentials are suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as weddings and baptisms, performing last rites, casting out false prophets, performing exorcisms and so on. Your information will be maintained at the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.

The Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to a black card. The QR code is tied to your spot in the registry. Front and back:

Also included are two White Vinyl Car Decals

The decals are about 4" wide, die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you replacements if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.

And last, also included is our new coin. Front and back:

The coins are 1.5" in diameter. The front side says Touched By His Noodly Appendage in raised lettering.

Ready to Buy?

* The cost for everything is $58.00 USD.

Shipping is free anywhere in the world.

Shipping takes 1-2 weeks. The Digital PDF copies will be available after ordering.