Official Ordination Pack from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Ordination package costs $59.00 USD. This includes:

* Paper Certificate of Ordination
* Black/Silver Resin Wallet Card
* Two Vinyl Car Decals (2x FSM)

Free shipping is included anywhere in the world


The Certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper, and have an embossed black and silver foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts a historical scene out of our scripture.

Here's a close-up of the artwork:

These credentials are suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as weddings and baptisms, performing last rites, casting out false prophets, performing exorcisms and so on. Your name will be added to the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.

The Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to black PVC. Front and back:

Also included are two White Vinyl Car Decals

The decals are about 4" wide, die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you replacements if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.

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* The cost for everything is $59.00 USD.

Shipping is free anywhere in the world.

Shipping takes 1-2 weeks. The Digital PDF copies will be available after ordering.

Paper Certificate, Wallet Card, and (2) Vinyl Decals

Total price: $59.00 USD and free shipping.

Refund/Return Policy

Please note that all sales are final and we do not accept returns or issue refunds. The materials are custom printed with your information and can not be resold.

If you receive a damaged or misprinted item, please contact us. We can fix most problems, just let us know.

If there's a problem please let me know.

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