Official Ordination Pack from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


The Ordination package costs $79.00 USD. This includes:

* Paper Certificate of Ordination
* Black/Silver Resin Wallet Card
* Two Vinyl Car Decals (2x FSM)
* Digital credentials (PDF) delivered same-day — your physical package ships separately (1-2 weeks)

Free shipping is included anywhere in the world


Details:

The Certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper, and have an embossed black and silver foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts a historical scene out of our scripture.

Here's a close-up of the artwork:


These credentials allow you to perform wedding ceremonies, baptisms, last rites, exorcisms, and other sacred duties. We also provide detailed state-by-state and country-by-country wedding guides to help you prepare. Your name will be added to the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.



The Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to black PVC. Front and back:


Also included are two White Vinyl Car Decals



The decals are about 4" wide, die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you replacements if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.



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* The cost for everything is $79.00 USD.

Shipping is free anywhere in the world.

Digital credentials (PDF) delivered same-day — your physical package ships separately (1-2 weeks).

Planning to officiate a wedding? We have detailed guides for every US state and 26 countries to help you prepare.



Paper Certificate, Wallet Card, and (2) Vinyl Decals




Total price: $79.00 USD and free shipping.






Refund/Return Policy

Please note that all sales are final and we do not accept returns or issue refunds. The materials are custom printed with your information and can not be resold.

If you receive a damaged or misprinted item, please contact us. We can fix most problems, just let us know.



If there's a problem please let me know.


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